Tuesday 26 March 2013

Gnoming season is upon us......

This Sunday 31st March.........

We're breaking out our fishing rods for day and night of heavy gnoming at the infamous....

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Budget blowing maffis posters the size of ten kids
Keep an eye on them kids though.... remember this from last time?
We've been looking forward to this for ages even though the mental scars from the last one still remain... Ambulances were called.... bouncers sentenced to death... bins emptied on unsuspecting revellers and a plethora of re-materializing chumps were vortexed into impossible levels of Mario and back on the following morning/afternoon/evening/tuesday... Be careful of the company you keep at this one!



Pray for snow and let's all pretend its chrimbo again. Keep warm with cuddles from old and new friends... Pencil drop into 5D hyperspace (but not down the krobar stairs please) and abandon the responsibilities of life for a bit.... Anyone short on cash.... just stare at Ste Spandex's get-up for 30 seconds... has the same effect as suppositoryizing four luigis...

They're back and they're after our poppers.....

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